The Riot Act Cold Blood Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar

The Riot Act Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar is a handcrafted premium bar created for those who appreciate rich cocoa flavor, refreshing mint, and exceptional quality. Carefully made with premium ingredients, this artisan bar delivers a smooth texture, balanced taste, and satisfying experience in every bite. Whether you're treating yourself or sharing it as a thoughtful gift, this handcrafted bar offers a delicious combination of flavor and craftsmanship.

Made with carefully selected ingredients, every bar is crafted to provide consistent quality, freshness, and outstanding taste. The Riot Act Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar combines the richness of premium cocoa with the cool freshness of mint, creating a unique flavor profile that stands out from ordinary chocolate bars. Every bite is designed to deliver a satisfying blend of smooth chocolate and refreshing mint.

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If you're looking for handcrafted chocolate that combines premium cocoa, refreshing mint, and artisan craftsmanship, The Riot Act Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar is an excellent choice. Enjoy the perfect balance of rich flavor, refreshing taste, and premium quality with The Riot Act Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar, created for those who appreciate exceptional artisan products.

A Clean So Wicked, It's Mind-Blowing.

For decades, Grim & Grime's Midnight Carnival was a place of pure terror, and Chuckles was its star attraction. Famed for his sharp-toothed grin and a deeply unsettling obsession with chocolate and mint, Chuckles didn't juggle pins—he juggled psychological warfare. His signature "prank" was trapping unsuspecting audience members and covering them in a sticky, impossible-to-wash sludge made of pure malice and burnt cacao.

One stormy night, determined to create his ultimate weapon—a sludge so vile it would ruin clean laundry forever—Chuckles snuck into his dark alchemy tent. He cackled as he measured out corrosive lye. But Chuckles got greedy. He started tossing in random premium ingredients he'd stolen from a high-end apothecary: a heavy dollop of rich mango seed butter, exotic babassu oil, and a massive splash of pure olive oil. To finish his "poison," he dumped in a mountain of dark chocolate clay and poured a suffocating amount of pure peppermint essential oil.

He waited for it to explode. Instead, it quietly cured into a hard, beautiful bar.

Curious, Chuckles touched it. The moment the lather hit his perpetually sweaty, makeup-caked hands, something miraculous happened. The soothing mango butter melted away his centuries of burning rage. The babassu and olive oils deeply hydrated his cracked, wicked soul. And that blast of peppermint? It completely cleared his sinuses and washed away his desire for evil.

Chuckles wept tears of pure, minty joy. He realized he didn't want to terrorize the world anymore; he wanted to moisturize it. He quit the carnival the very next morning, trading his sinister tricks for a squeaky-clean new life as an artisanal soap maker.

Born in the dark tents of Grim & Grime's Midnight Carnival, this bar was originally formulated to be a weapon of mass distraction. Instead, a happy accident turned a clown's wicked recipe into the ultimate luxury shower experience!

Meet the Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar—the soap so obscenely hydrating it literally turned an evil clown good.

We've kept Chuckles' exact, sinisterly rich formula to resurrect your dead, dry skin:

31.25% Mango Seed Butter & 28.13% Babassu Oil: For a creamy, wicked lather that locks in moisture like a trap.

40.63% Pure Olive Oil: A skin-softening base that washes away your sins (and dirt).

Real Chocolate Clay: For a deep, detoxifying cleanse and a rich, natural color.

A Blast of Pure Peppermint Essential Oil: To wake up your senses and leave you feeling shockingly refreshed.

With a 5% Superfat, this bar leaves your skin feeling incredibly soft, never stripped. It's a killer scent profile with a delightfully happy ending.