The Riot Act-Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar pre Order will be ready aug 15

A Clean So Wicked, It's Mind-先进!

For decades, Grim & Grime’s Midnight Carnival was a place of pure terror, and Chuckles was its star attraction. Famed for his sharp-toothed grin and a deeply unsettling obsession with chocolate and mint, Chuckles didn't juggle pins—he juggled psychological warfare. His signature "prank" was trapping unsuspecting audience members and covering them in a sticky, impossible-to-wash sludge made of pure malice and burnt cacao.

​One stormy night, determined to create his ultimate weapon—a sludge so vile it would ruin clean laundry forever—Chuckles snuck into his dark alchemy tent. He cackled as he measured out corrosive lye. But Chuckles got greedy. He started tossing in random premium ingredients he'd stolen from a high-end apothecary: a heavy dollop of rich mango seed butter, exotic babassu oil, and a massive splash of pure olive oil. To finish his "poison," he dumped in a mountain of dark chocolate clay and poured a suffocating amount of pure peppermint essential oil.

​He waited for it to explode. Instead, it quietly cured into a hard, beautiful bar.

​Curious, Chuckles touched it. The moment the lather hit his perpetually sweaty, makeup-caked hands, something miraculous happened. The soothing mango butter melted away his centuries of burning rage. The babassu and olive oils deeply hydrated his cracked, wicked soul. And that blast of peppermint? It completely cleared his sinuses and washed away his desire for evil.

​Chuckles wept tears of pure, minty joy. He realized he didn't want to terrorize the world anymore; he wanted to moisturize it. He quit the carnival the very next morning, trading his sinister tricks for a squeaky-clean new life as an artisanal soap maBorn in the dark tents of Grim & Grime's Midnight Carnival, this bar was originally formulated to be a weapon of mass distraction. Instead, a happy accident turned a clown's wicked recipe into the ultimate luxury shower experience!

​Meet the Cocoa-Mint Artisan Bar—the soap so obscenely hydrating it literally turned an evil clown good.

​We’ve kept Chuckles’ exact, sinisterly rich formula to resurrect your dead, dry skin:

​31.25% Mango Seed Butter & 28.13% Babassu Oil: For a creamy, wicked lather that locks in moisture like a trap.

​40.63% Pure Olive Oil: A skin-softening base that washes away your sins (and dirt).

​Real Chocolate Clay: For a deep, detoxifying cleanse and a rich, natural color.

​A Blast of Pure Peppermint Essential Oil: To wake up your senses and leave you feeling shockingly refreshed.

​With a 5% Superfat, this bar leaves your skin feeling incredibly soft, never stripped. It’s a killer scent profile with a delightfully happy ending.ker.