The Riot Act Wrath Wicked Beard Balm Elite

STEP RIGHT UP TO THE WICKEDEST SHOW ON EARTH.

Wrath of the Wicked Midway doesn't ask for permission. It's a chaotic sonic boom of immediate, in-your-face freshness slamming headfirst into a heavy wall of gritty, dark mystery.

The second you crack the lid, a hyper-bright shockwave of sweet orange, wild tangerine, and ice-cold spearmint hits your senses like a bucket of cold soda to the face. But as you work it into your mane, the bright carnival lights fade, unleashing a deep, sinister undercurrent of sweet tobacco, weathered teakwood, and double-dark amber romance.

THE FORMULA:

This isn't thin, greasy mall-bought oil. We packed this heavy-duty balm with real yellow beeswax and refined shea butter to lock down flyaways and tame the most aggressive, lawless beards on the planet. Infused with premium Jojoba, Argan, and exotic Papaya Seed oil, it sinks deep to destroy under-beard itch while leaving a brutal, high-contrast shine.

Stop smelling like a generic pine tree. Step into the dark carnival.

• Size: 2 oz Metal Tin
• Hold: Heavy-Duty / Maximum Control
• Scent Profile: Bright Citrus & Icy Mint crushing down into Sweet Tobacco, Teakwood, and Dark Amber
• Handmade in Harriman, Tennessee

WARNING: For external use only. Test on a small patch of skin first. Keep out of reach of children and clowns.

NOTICE: Beard Oil and the Combo Pack have moved to their own dedicated listings in the Midway Series collection. This page now carries the Heavy-Duty Beard Balm only — shop Beard Oil separately as Wrath of the Wicked Midway Beard Oil.