The Jester's Gilded Tea Raw Botanical Bar

​"THE GOLDEN JOKE IS ON YOUR SKIN."

​Beneath the rusted steel girders and grease-stained big top, Giggles and Carnage don’t spend their nights wiping off the chaos with cheap, store-bought chemical junk. When the spotlights go dark and the sawdust settles, the deadliest duo in the circus brews a private skin-restoration potion.

​Deep in the back of the freakshow tent, Carnage crushes raw turmeric root into a fiery golden mash while Giggles whips antioxidant-rich matcha green tea into a heavy-duty bed of raw hemp butter and rich botanical oils.

​The result? A wild, two-tone collision of golden amber and deep moss green built to strip away dirt, road grime, and daily wear without stripping your skin dry. They might call it a carnival trick, but the punchline is pure skin restoration. Step right up.

​WHAT MAKES IT WORK

• ​Hemp Butter Heavyweight Base: Packed with essential fatty acids and Vitamins A, C, and E for a deep, conditioning lather that leaves a protective moisture barrier.
• ​Golden Turmeric Core: High in natural curcumin to help calm skin redness, soothe irritation, and keep your face and body looking sharp.
• ​Matcha Green Tea Shield: Loaded with antioxidants to combat daily environmental stress, detoxify clogged pores, and refresh tired skin.
• ​Vanilla Latte Scent: A smooth, warm, creamy vanilla top note grounded by subtle herbal tea undertones—delivering a bold, comforting aroma every time you hit the shower.

​SPECS & INGREDIENTS

• ​Profile: Deep Moisture / Soothing Anti-Inflammatory / Heavy Lather
• ​Scent: Warm Vanilla Matcha Latte
• ​Method: Small-Batch Cold Process
• ​Key Ingredients: Saponified Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Hemp Butter, Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder, Turmeric Powder, Phthalate-Free Fragrance.