The Riot Act Clown King Bundle β Beard Oil + Soap + Balm Men's Grooming Set
The Riot Act Clown King Bundle β Beard Oil + Soap + Balm Men's Grooming Set
Description
Limited Drop β Small Batch
Only for those who can handle it.
This isn't a starter kit for casual guys. The Clown King Bundle is a full grooming arsenal β beard oil, handmade soap, and beard balm β built for men who take their appearance seriously and don't apologize for it.
π₯ Limited drops. No restocks.
When this batch is gone, it's gone.
Bundle Value
Save $18.
Cause chaos smarter.
Items sold separately total $50 Β· Bundle price $32
What's In The Bundle
Beard Oil β You Choose the Scent
1oz small-batch beard oil. Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Conditions from root to tip, kills itch, eliminates beardruff. Choose from our full lineup at checkout β Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, and more.
Retail value: $22
Handmade Bar Soap β Your Pick
4oz artisan bar soap, handcrafted in Harriman TN. Real ingredients. No synthetic fillers. Lathers rich, rinses clean, leaves your skin feeling like it just got a proper shower for once. Choose from Blue Grit, Static & Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, and more.
Retail value: $10β$12
Riot Act Beard Balm
The finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Tames flyaways, adds shape, conditions all day. Apply after oil for the complete arsenal. This is the step most men skip β and it shows.
Retail value: $10
The Ritual
Step 1 β Shower. Use the soap bar. Let it lather properly. Stop rushing.
Step 2 β Oil. Pat beard dry, apply 3β5 drops of beard oil to your palm, work it root to tip while the beard is still slightly damp.
Step 3 β Balm. Warm a pea-sized amount between your fingers, shape your beard, lock it in. Done.
The Guarantee
If you don't feel the difference in your beard within 7 days, email us. We make it right. No forms, no runaround, no questions about why you don't like it. That's the Riot Act guarantee.
Handcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee Β· Small batch Β· No mass production Β· Est. 2026