Why settle for a boring shower when you can lather up with a heavy-hitting freakshow? We took The Riot Act’s Big Orange Machine and twisted it into a bar of pure, unadulterated madness for men who actually get down in the dirt!
Activated Charcoal: Black as a dead-end funhouse corridor, this stuff violently rips the deep-set grime right out of your pores.
Blood Orange: A sharp, bleeding burst of citrus that hits your senses like a joy-buzzer to the jugular!
This handcrafted, small-batch monstrosity from Harriman, TN is a limited-time attraction. When the Big Orange Machine rolls out of town, it’s GONE FOR GOOD. No encores, no resurrections!
Grab a bar before the tent folds permanently, you beautiful freaks! Honk honk!
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