The Riot Act Beard Co.
The Arsenal.
Three tiers. One standard. Pick your level.
Limited drops. No restocks.
π₯ Every bundle ships with free product selection β note your scents in order comments
Entry Level β Start Here
β‘ Riot Starter Kit
Two products. No excuses. Your first step into The Mob. Stop using drugstore garbage and start doing it right.
π’οΈ Beard Oil β Your choice of scent
π§Ό Handmade Bar Soap β Your choice
Most Popular
Mid Tier β The Full Kit
π Clown King Bundle
Only for those who can handle it. Three products. The complete conditioning and cleaning system. Cause chaos smarter.
π’οΈ Beard Oil β Your choice of scent
π§Ό Handmade Bar Soap β Your choice
πͺ Riot Act Beard Balm β Included
Boss Tier β The Full Arsenal
π Mob Boss Bundle
You don't ask for respect. You command it. Four products including an artisan cologne. One complete system. Walk out like you own the room.
π’οΈ Beard Oil β Your choice of scent
π§Ό Handmade Bar Soap β Your choice
πͺ Riot Act Beard Balm β Included
π₯ Artisan Cologne β Your choice
What's In Each Bundle
| Included | β‘ Starter $28 |
π Clown King $32 |
π Mob Boss $95 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Beard Oil (1oz) | β | β | β |
| Handmade Bar Soap | β | β | β |
| Beard Balm | β | β | β |
| Artisan Cologne | β | β | β |
The Guarantee
Feel the difference in 7 days or email us at hello@theriotact.com. We make it right. No forms, no runaround. That is the Riot Act guarantee.
Bold. Raw. Unapologetic.
Handcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee Β· Est. 2026 Β· πΊπΈ