The Riot Act Mob Boss Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm + Cologne Full Grooming Arsenal
The Riot Act Mob Boss Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm + Cologne Full Grooming Arsenal
Description
The Full Arsenal — Boss Level Only
You don't ask for respect. You command it.
The Mob Boss Bundle is the complete Riot Act grooming system. Four products. One box. The scent, the conditioning, the clean, and the finish — all working together. This is what it looks like when a man takes his grooming seriously and doesn't apologize for it. Not a gift set. An arsenal.
👑 Limited run. Boss tier only.
One batch. When it's gone, it's gone.
Mob Boss Value
Save $12.
Four products. One price. Zero compromises.
Items sold separately total $107 · Mob Boss price $95
The Arsenal
Beard Oil — Your Choice of Scent
1oz small-batch conditioning oil. Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Eliminates itch and beardruff, softens coarse beard hair, fast-absorbing and non-greasy. Choose any scent from our full lineup — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, Ember and Iron, and more. Note your choice in order comments.
Retail value: $22
Handmade Bar Soap — Your Choice
4oz artisan bar soap, hand-poured in Harriman TN. No synthetic fillers. Real ingredients that actually clean. Choose from Blue Grit, Static and Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, Berga-Mint, Big Orange Machine, and more. Note your choice in order comments.
Retail value: $10
Riot Act Beard Balm
The finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Light hold, all-day conditioning. Tames flyaways, shapes your beard, locks everything in. This is the step most men skip. Mob Bosses don't skip steps.
Retail value: $10
Artisan Cologne — Your Choice
This is the crown of the bundle. A small-batch artisan cologne handcrafted in Harriman TN — long-lasting, complex, and nothing like what's on a department store shelf. Choose from Civil Unrest (birch tar, vetiver, leather), Midnight Library (tobacco, leather, musk), Exodus-30 (myrrh, cassia, cinnamon), or Archivist No. 1892 (smoky botanicals). Note your choice in order comments.
Retail value: $65 · The reason this bundle exists.
The Mob Boss Ritual
Step 1 — Shower. Use the bar soap. Lather properly. This is the foundation.
Step 2 — Oil. Pat damp-dry. 3 to 5 drops, root to tip. The conditioning layer.
Step 3 — Balm. Shape and lock. Pea-sized amount, warm between fingers, work through.
Step 4 — Cologne. Two to three sprays. Neck and chest. Walk out like you own the room. Because you do.
Who This Is For
The man who is done buying five separate products from five different brands that don't work together. The man who wants one system, one scent direction, built by people who actually give a damn. The man who understands that how you present yourself is a statement. This bundle is that statement.
The Guarantee
Feel the difference in 7 days or email us at hello@theriotact.com. We make it right. No forms, no runaround. That is the Riot Act guarantee.
Handcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee · Small batch · No mass production · Est. 2026