CRIMINAL CONFECTIONS
THE RIOT ACT BEARD COMPANY
Christmas cookies. Dark intentions. SMELL LIKE CHAOS.
Some holiday treats should come with a warning.
Meet Criminal Confections, a wicked little holiday creation from The Riot Act. Inspired by the irresistible smell of Christmas baking, this limited-edition soap brings together warm Christmas cookies, brown sugar sweetness, dark cherry, tart cranberry, and a bright twist of citrus.
Sweet enough to tempt you. Dark enough to belong to The Riot Act.
Made with a green aloe vera melt-and-pour soap base, Criminal Confections brings a little holiday mischief to your daily routine.
THE SCENT EXPERIENCE
– First impression: Bright mandarin and lemon.
– The middle: Warm Christmas cookies and brown sugar.
– The finish: Dark cherry, cranberry, and a sweet, lingering bakery character.
THE RIOT ACT DIFFERENCE
We don’t do ordinary holiday releases. We make limited-edition creations with their own attitude, identity, and a little bit of trouble.
LIMITED HOLIDAY RELEASE
Get your hands on this batch before it disappears.
CRIMINAL CONFECTIONS
THE RIOT ACT BEARD COMPANY
SMELL LIKE CHAOS.
A lifestyle brand built for people who value quality, who don’t do ordinary, craftsmanship, and individuality. From premium beard care and handcrafted soaps to artisan coffee, signature fragrances, body oils, and grooming essentials, every product is carefully selected to deliver exceptional quality and an unforgettable experience.
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