{"product_id":"the-riot-act-riot-starter-kit-beard-oil-handmade-soap-mens-grooming-bundle","title":"The Riot Act Riot Starter Kit — Beard Oil + Handmade Soap Men's Grooming Bundle","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:800px;font-family:sans-serif;color:#d4c5b0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #e8001f;padding:20px 24px;background:#1c1010;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.5em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eYour Entry Into The Mob\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:28px;color:#f0e8e0;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eStart here. Leave basic behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe Riot Starter Kit is the no-excuses entry point into The Riot Act lineup. Two products. One mission. Stop using drugstore garbage on your face and start doing it right. Beard oil that actually conditions. Handmade soap that actually cleans. That's it. That's the kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e🔥 Small batch. Limited run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:rgba(240,232,224,0.7);margin:0;\"\u003eWhen this batch is gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:2px solid #c0001a;padding:20px 24px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:40px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.08);\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eStarter Kit Value\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:36px;font-weight:900;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSave $4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#9a8a7a;\"\u003eTwo products. One price. No excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eItems sold separately total $32 · Starter Kit price $28\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003eWhat's In The Kit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🛢️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eBeard Oil — Your Choice of Scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e1oz small-batch beard oil built on Jojoba, Argan, and Sweet Almond Oil. Conditions your beard from root to tip, kills the itch, ends beardruff. Choose any scent from our full lineup — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, Dublin Dew, Lava and Resin, and more. Note your choice in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $22\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:40px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eHandmade Bar Soap — Your Choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e4oz artisan bar soap, hand-poured in Harriman TN. No synthetic fillers, no shortcuts. Rich lather, clean rinse, real ingredients your skin will notice. Choose from Blue Grit, Static and Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, Berga-Mint, Big Orange Machine, and more. Note your choice in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ditch the body wash. Use the bar. Let it lather. Rinse clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 2 — Oil.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat beard damp-dry. 3 to 5 drops in your palm. Work root to tip. 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