{"product_id":"the-riot-act-mob-boss-bundle-beard-oil-soap-balm-cologne-full-grooming-arsenal","title":"The Riot Act Mob Boss Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm + Cologne Full Grooming Arsenal","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:800px;font-family:sans-serif;color:#d4c5b0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IDENTITY HOOK --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #e8001f;padding:20px 24px;background:#1c1010;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.5em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Full Arsenal — Boss Level Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:28px;color:#f0e8e0;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eYou don't ask for respect. You command it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe Mob Boss Bundle is the complete Riot Act grooming system. Four products. One box. The scent, the conditioning, the clean, and the finish — all working together. This is what it looks like when a man takes his grooming seriously and doesn't apologize for it. Not a gift set. An arsenal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- URGENCY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e👑 Limited run. Boss tier only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:rgba(240,232,224,0.7);margin:0;\"\u003eOne batch. When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- SAVINGS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:2px solid #c0001a;padding:20px 24px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:40px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.08);\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eMob Boss Value\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:36px;font-weight:900;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSave $12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#9a8a7a;\"\u003eFour products. One price. Zero compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eItems sold separately total $107 · Mob Boss price $95\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BUNDLE CONTENTS --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003eThe Arsenal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🛢️\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eBeard Oil — Your Choice of Scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e1oz small-batch conditioning oil. Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Eliminates itch and beardruff, softens coarse beard hair, fast-absorbing and non-greasy. Choose any scent from our full lineup — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, Ember and Iron, and more. Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $22\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eHandmade Bar Soap — Your Choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e4oz artisan bar soap, hand-poured in Harriman TN. No synthetic fillers. Real ingredients that actually clean. Choose from Blue Grit, Static and Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, Berga-Mint, Big Orange Machine, and more. Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🪒\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eRiot Act Beard Balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThe finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Light hold, all-day conditioning. Tames flyaways, shapes your beard, locks everything in. This is the step most men skip. Mob Bosses don't skip steps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.3);margin-bottom:40px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.05);\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🥃\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eArtisan Cologne — Your Choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThis is the crown of the bundle. A small-batch artisan cologne handcrafted in Harriman TN — long-lasting, complex, and nothing like what's on a department store shelf. Choose from Civil Unrest (birch tar, vetiver, leather), Midnight Library (tobacco, leather, musk), Exodus-30 (myrrh, cassia, cinnamon), or Archivist No. 1892 (smoky botanicals). Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $65 · The reason this bundle exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- THE RITUAL --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Mob Boss Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the bar soap. Lather properly. This is the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 2 — Oil.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat damp-dry. 3 to 5 drops, root to tip. The conditioning layer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 3 — Balm.\u003c\/strong\u003e Shape and lock. Pea-sized amount, warm between fingers, work through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 4 — Cologne.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two to three sprays. Neck and chest. Walk out like you own the room. Because you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- WHO IT'S FOR --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:12px;\"\u003eWho This Is For\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe man who is done buying five separate products from five different brands that don't work together. The man who wants one system, one scent direction, built by people who actually give a damn. The man who understands that how you present yourself is a statement. This bundle is that statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- GUARANTEE --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eFeel the difference in 7 days or email us at hello@theriotact.com. We make it right. No forms, no runaround. That is the Riot Act guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- MADE IN USA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;padding:16px 0;border-top:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.15);\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:20px;\"\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;letter-spacing:0.1em;\"\u003eHandcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee · Small batch · No mass production · Est. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52337697751320,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/riot_act_no_bg_634d68b7-b36c-4db8-babd-fcd82fe2a9ab.png?v=1782452411","url":"https:\/\/theriotactbeardco.com\/products\/the-riot-act-mob-boss-bundle-beard-oil-soap-balm-cologne-full-grooming-arsenal","provider":"The Riot Act","version":"1.0","type":"link"}