{"product_id":"the-daily-rider","title":"The Riot Act Clown King Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm Men's Grooming Set","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:800px;font-family:sans-serif;color:#d4c5b0;background:#0a0000;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IDENTITY HOOK --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #e8001f;padding:20px 24px;background:#1c1010;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.5em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eLimited Drop — Small Batch\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:28px;color:#f0e8e0;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eOnly for those who can handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThis isn't a starter kit for casual guys. The Clown King Bundle is a full grooming arsenal — beard oil, handmade soap, and beard balm — built for men who take their appearance seriously and don't apologize for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- URGENCY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e🔥 Limited drops. No restocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:rgba(240,232,224,0.7);margin:0;\"\u003eWhen this batch is gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- SAVINGS CALLOUT --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:2px solid #c0001a;padding:20px 24px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:40px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.08);\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eBundle Value\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:36px;font-weight:900;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSave $18.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#9a8a7a;\"\u003eCause chaos smarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eItems sold separately total $50 · Bundle price $32\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- WHAT'S INSIDE --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003eWhat's In The Bundle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🛢️\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eBeard Oil — You Choose the Scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e1oz small-batch beard oil. Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Conditions from root to tip, kills itch, eliminates beardruff. Choose from our full lineup at checkout — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $22\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eHandmade Bar Soap — Your Pick\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e4oz artisan bar soap, handcrafted in Harriman TN. Real ingredients. No synthetic fillers. Lathers rich, rinses clean, leaves your skin feeling like it just got a proper shower for once. Choose from Blue Grit, Static \u0026amp; Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10–$12\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:32px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🪒\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eRiot Act Beard Balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThe finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Tames flyaways, adds shape, conditions all day. Apply after oil for the complete arsenal. This is the step most men skip — and it shows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HOW TO USE --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the soap bar. Let it lather properly. Stop rushing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 2 — Oil.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat beard dry, apply 3–5 drops of beard oil to your palm, work it root to tip while the beard is still slightly damp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 3 — Balm.\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm a pea-sized amount between your fingers, shape your beard, lock it in. Done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- GUARANTEE --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eIf you don't feel the difference in your beard within 7 days, email us. We make it right. No forms, no runaround, no questions about why you don't like it. That's the Riot Act guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- MADE IN USA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;padding:16px 0;border-top:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.15);\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:20px;\"\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;letter-spacing:0.1em;\"\u003eHandcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee · Small batch · No mass production · Est. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52043183128856,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_de0a6529-ec61-40d6-9694-d510ad3af351.jpg?v=1778262348","url":"https:\/\/theriotactbeardco.com\/products\/the-daily-rider","provider":"The Riot Act","version":"1.0","type":"link"}