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Long-lasting, complex, and unlike anything in a department store.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Myrrh, Cassia, Cinnamon Bark \u0026amp; Lemongrass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small batch artisan cologne | Harriman, TN | The Riot Act\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51941177164056,"sku":"TRA-COL-EXO30","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/ot_3.png?v=1777315211"},{"product_id":"midnight-library","title":"The Riot Act Midnight Library Cologne — Small Batch Leather Tobacco Men's Artisan Cologne","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMidnight Library Cologne\u003c\/strong\u003e is a rich, brooding artisan fragrance built for the man who appreciates depth and mystery. Vintage leather and sweet tobacco anchor the base, while white musk softens the edges and rare spikenard adds an earthy, ancient complexity that makes this scent utterly unique. Wear it when you want to be remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage Leather, Sweet Tobacco, White Musk \u0026amp; Spikenard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small batch artisan cologne | Harriman, TN | The Riot Act\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51922526437656,"sku":"TRA-COL-MIDLIB","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/ot_4.png?v=1777315333"},{"product_id":"bikers-jacket-beard-oil","title":"The Riot Act Biker's Jacket Beard Oil — Small Batch Leather Tobacco Cedarwood Men's Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Stop fighting the wind and start protecting your legacy. Our Biker’s Jacket formula is a heavy-hitting blend of leather, sweet tobacco, and cedarwood. Built with a fast-absorbing Jojoba and Argan base, it stays in your beard and off your gear. Hand-bottled in Harriman, TN.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51944593654040,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/ot_67.png?v=1778615418"},{"product_id":"the-daily-rider","title":"The Riot Act Clown King Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm Men's Grooming Set","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:800px;font-family:sans-serif;color:#d4c5b0;background:#0a0000;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IDENTITY HOOK --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #e8001f;padding:20px 24px;background:#1c1010;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.5em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eLimited Drop — Small Batch\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:28px;color:#f0e8e0;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eOnly for those who can handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThis isn't a starter kit for casual guys. The Clown King Bundle is a full grooming arsenal — beard oil, handmade soap, and beard balm — built for men who take their appearance seriously and don't apologize for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- URGENCY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e🔥 Limited drops. 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Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Conditions from root to tip, kills itch, eliminates beardruff. Choose from our full lineup at checkout — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $22\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eHandmade Bar Soap — Your Pick\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e4oz artisan bar soap, handcrafted in Harriman TN. Real ingredients. No synthetic fillers. Lathers rich, rinses clean, leaves your skin feeling like it just got a proper shower for once. Choose from Blue Grit, Static \u0026amp; Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10–$12\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:32px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🪒\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eRiot Act Beard Balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThe finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Tames flyaways, adds shape, conditions all day. Apply after oil for the complete arsenal. This is the step most men skip — and it shows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HOW TO USE --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the soap bar. Let it lather properly. 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Leave basic behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe Riot Starter Kit is the no-excuses entry point into The Riot Act lineup. Two products. One mission. Stop using drugstore garbage on your face and start doing it right. Beard oil that actually conditions. Handmade soap that actually cleans. That's it. That's the kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e🔥 Small batch. 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Choose from Blue Grit, Static and Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, Berga-Mint, Big Orange Machine, and more. Note your choice in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ditch the body wash. Use the bar. Let it lather. Rinse clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 2 — Oil.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat beard damp-dry. 3 to 5 drops in your palm. Work root to tip. Comb through. Done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eFeel the difference in 7 days or email us. We make it right. No forms. No runaround. That is the Riot Act guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;padding:16px 0;border-top:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.15);\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size:20px;\"\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;letter-spacing:0.1em;\"\u003eHandcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee · Small batch · No mass production · Est. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52337692901656,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/riot_act_no_bg_634d68b7-b36c-4db8-babd-fcd82fe2a9ab.png?v=1782452411"},{"product_id":"the-riot-act-mob-boss-bundle-beard-oil-soap-balm-cologne-full-grooming-arsenal","title":"The Riot Act Mob Boss Bundle — Beard Oil + Soap + Balm + Cologne Full Grooming Arsenal","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:800px;font-family:sans-serif;color:#d4c5b0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IDENTITY HOOK --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #e8001f;padding:20px 24px;background:#1c1010;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.5em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Full Arsenal — Boss Level Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:28px;color:#f0e8e0;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eYou don't ask for respect. You command it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe Mob Boss Bundle is the complete Riot Act grooming system. Four products. One box. The scent, the conditioning, the clean, and the finish — all working together. This is what it looks like when a man takes his grooming seriously and doesn't apologize for it. Not a gift set. An arsenal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- URGENCY --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#8b0000;padding:14px 24px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;margin-bottom:32px;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;color:#f0e8e0;letter-spacing:0.05em;margin:0;\"\u003e👑 Limited run. Boss tier only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:rgba(240,232,224,0.7);margin:0;\"\u003eOne batch. When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- SAVINGS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:2px solid #c0001a;padding:20px 24px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:40px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.08);\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eMob Boss Value\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:36px;font-weight:900;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;font-family:Georgia,serif;\"\u003eSave $12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#9a8a7a;\"\u003eFour products. One price. Zero compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eItems sold separately total $107 · Mob Boss price $95\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BUNDLE CONTENTS --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003eThe Arsenal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🛢️\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eBeard Oil — Your Choice of Scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e1oz small-batch conditioning oil. Jojoba, Argan, Sweet Almond base. Eliminates itch and beardruff, softens coarse beard hair, fast-absorbing and non-greasy. Choose any scent from our full lineup — Tennessee Shine, Burnt Bridges, Biker's Jacket, DIESEL, Ember and Iron, and more. Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $22\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eHandmade Bar Soap — Your Choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e4oz artisan bar soap, hand-poured in Harriman TN. No synthetic fillers. Real ingredients that actually clean. Choose from Blue Grit, Static and Ember, Off-Road Red, Inked, Berga-Mint, Big Orange Machine, and more. Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);margin-bottom:12px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🪒\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#f0e8e0;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eRiot Act Beard Balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThe finishing tool. Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Black Pepper. Light hold, all-day conditioning. Tames flyaways, shapes your beard, locks everything in. This is the step most men skip. Mob Bosses don't skip steps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $10\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.3);margin-bottom:40px;display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:16px;padding:20px;background:rgba(139,0,0,0.05);\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:28px;flex-shrink:0;\"\u003e🥃\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:17px;color:#e8001f;margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eArtisan Cologne — Your Choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThis is the crown of the bundle. A small-batch artisan cologne handcrafted in Harriman TN — long-lasting, complex, and nothing like what's on a department store shelf. Choose from Civil Unrest (birch tar, vetiver, leather), Midnight Library (tobacco, leather, musk), Exodus-30 (myrrh, cassia, cinnamon), or Archivist No. 1892 (smoky botanicals). Note your choice in order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#8b0000;margin-top:6px;\"\u003eRetail value: $65 · The reason this bundle exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- THE RITUAL --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.4em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eThe Mob Boss Ritual\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#1c1010;padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:40px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 1 — Shower.\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the bar soap. Lather properly. This is the foundation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 2 — Oil.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pat damp-dry. 3 to 5 drops, root to tip. The conditioning layer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 3 — Balm.\u003c\/strong\u003e Shape and lock. Pea-sized amount, warm between fingers, work through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#f0e8e0;\"\u003eStep 4 — Cologne.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two to three sprays. Neck and chest. Walk out like you own the room. Because you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- WHO IT'S FOR --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:12px;\"\u003eWho This Is For\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eThe man who is done buying five separate products from five different brands that don't work together. The man who wants one system, one scent direction, built by people who actually give a damn. The man who understands that how you present yourself is a statement. This bundle is that statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- GUARANTEE --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.2);padding:20px 24px;margin-bottom:32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;letter-spacing:0.3em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8b0000;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;color:#9a8a7a;line-height:1.7;\"\u003eFeel the difference in 7 days or email us at hello@theriotact.com. We make it right. No forms, no runaround. That is the Riot Act guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- MADE IN USA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;padding:16px 0;border-top:1px solid rgba(139,0,0,0.15);\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"font-size:20px;\"\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#9a8a7a;letter-spacing:0.1em;\"\u003eHandcrafted in Harriman, Tennessee · Small batch · No mass production · Est. 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52337697751320,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/riot_act_no_bg_634d68b7-b36c-4db8-babd-fcd82fe2a9ab.png?v=1782452411"}],"url":"https:\/\/theriotactbeardco.com\/collections\/featured.oembed","provider":"The Riot Act","version":"1.0","type":"link"}