{"title":"Beard Balms","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll beard balms and  one place.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"riot-act-beard-balm","title":"The Riot Act Beard Balm — Small Batch Birch Tar Cedarwood Men's Conditioning Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003eRiot Act Beard Balm is the finishing tool your beard has been waiting for. A firm, conditioning balm formulated with Birch Tar, Cedarwood, Guaiacwood, Black Pepper, and a hint of Gunpowder for a scent that's rugged, smoky, and completely distinct. It tames flyaways, adds shape, and conditions throughout the day without leaving a greasy residue. Apply a small amount, warm between your fingers, and work through your beard from root to tip. Hand-crafted in small batches in Harriman, TN.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51922520867096,"sku":"TRA-BLM-RIOTACT","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/164F353F-2A47-4615-8950-00AF568319FB.jpg?v=1775517812"},{"product_id":"cold-blood-beard-balm-premium-beard-care-oil","title":"Cold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003eCold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil is expertly crafted for men who want a well-groomed beard with lasting softness, control, and nourishment. Made with premium ingredients, this beard balm helps tame unruly facial hair while moisturizing both your beard and the skin underneath. Its smooth texture makes application effortless, leaving your beard feeling conditioned without a greasy or heavy finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you maintain a short beard or a full, thick beard, this balm provides reliable hold to keep stray hairs in place while enhancing your beard's natural appearance. Daily use helps reduce dryness, improves manageability, and promotes a neat, polished look that lasts throughout the day. Cold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil is suitable for every grooming routine and works well with beard combs, brushes, and other grooming accessories to achieve your desired style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for everyday use, this premium beard balm delivers hydration and light styling control while helping your beard appear healthier and more refined. It makes an excellent addition to any personal grooming collection and is a thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father's Day, holidays, or anyone who appreciates quality beard care products. Every application provides dependable conditioning and helps maintain a comfortable, well-kept beard. Cold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil combines premium craftsmanship with reliable performance for modern beard grooming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for a grooming product that delivers moisture, control, and a healthy-looking finish, Cold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil is an excellent choice. Enjoy softer facial hair, easier styling, and dependable daily conditioning with Cold Blood Beard Balm Premium Beard Care Oil, created for men who value premium beard care and lasting grooming results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey call it Cold Blood for a reason. This ain't a gentle balm—it's a jolt of pine and peppermint that runs colder than a clown's smile and hits your beard like a slap to the senses. Designed to provide a medium hold while deep-conditioning coarse hair, this balm tames flyaways and hydrates the skin underneath, eliminating itch and flaking without a heavy, greasy feel. It adds a natural, healthy luster that keeps your beard looking sharp and well-groomed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Scent Profile: Pine \u0026amp; Peppermint — cold, sharp, unforgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Key Benefits:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Medium hold to tame flyaways and provide structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Deep conditions coarse hair and hydrates the skin underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Adds a healthy, subtle sheen without a heavy feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e​Details: Handcrafted small batch | Harriman, TN | The Riot Act — Beard Oils \u0026amp; Soap Mob | Chaos Clan \/ Est. 2024.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Riot Act","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52029443309848,"sku":"TRA-BLM-DUBDEW","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/5728\/2072\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_49461e66-ff83-4e69-bd60-6e9f40ede436.jpg?v=1782938067"},{"product_id":"the-riot-act-wrath-wicked-beard-balm-elite","title":"The Riot Act Wrath Wicked Beard Balm Elite","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP TO THE WICKEDEST SHOW ON EARTH.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrath of the Wicked Midway doesn't ask for permission. 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Infused with premium Jojoba, Argan, and exotic Papaya Seed oil, it sinks deep to destroy under-beard itch while leaving a brutal, high-contrast shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop smelling like a generic pine tree. Step into the dark carnival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 oz Metal Tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHold:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy-Duty \/ Maximum Control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright Citrus \u0026amp; Icy Mint crushing down into Sweet Tobacco, Teakwood, and Dark Amber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eHandmade in Harriman, Tennessee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: For external use only. Test on a small patch of skin first. 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