Stop fighting the wind and start protecting your legacy.
Step right up to a heavy-hitting formula forged in the dark tents of Harriman, TN. Sideshow Slaughter isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s a brutal, vengeful blend of rugged primal leather, sweet tobacco, and cold cedarwood designed to command respect.
Built on a fast-absorbing, premium base of Jojoba and Argan oils, this malicious blend sinks deep into your beard to fight off dry, itchy skin while leaving a clean, non-greasy finish. It stays exactly where it belongs—in your beard and off your gear.
Fight the fear. Fuel your legacy. Give your beard the chaotic edge it deserves.
The Breakdown:
The Scent Profile: Primal Leather, Vengeful Sweet Tobacco, and Cold Cedarwood.
The Base: Fast-absorbing Jojoba and Argan oil for maximum hydration without the greasy buildup.
Size: 1 oz / 30ml drop-top bottle.
Origin: Hand-bottled and forged right here in Harriman, TN.
How to Use:
Apply a few drops to your palms, rub your hands together to warm the oil, and massage it deep into your beard down to the skin. Style as usual and rule the ring.
| Weight | 170.097139 lbs |
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| Volume | 2 oz $28.00 |
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